Arnie's mash

Borussia Dortmund v Malaga (Champions League 2012/13 Quarter Final 2nd Leg) Nice to see organised support and not mob hatred as a sports fan. Hat tip: @nassep

5-a-side: Roundwood Park Vets League (Autumn/Winter 2012/13) Goal Difference -204 An impressive first season with the False Expectations

Olé indeed. The beautiful game played beautifully by some Greek kids stringing 20 passes together to score straight from kick-off. Very calm and nothing like the 19 players (excluding keepers and the one fat kid) who all chase the ball around grouped tightly together as I remember from colts football.

That was a goal.........

#CarXI Team Name: Jump Leeds. Reserves: City City Bang Bang. Stadium: Valet Parade. Training ground: VW Stadium. Management team: CitRon Atkinson, Alloy McCoist & Merc Hughes. Assistant: Ford Grip. Full squad: Edwin Van Der Saab, Petr Cech The Tyre Pressure, Kompany Car, Rolls Boyce, Mirror Signal Malouda, Andbrake Kanchelskis, People Carragher, Audi Akinbiyi, Patrick Sierra, N'Glove Compartment, Benni McCarthief, The Stig Inge Bjornebye, Hatch Bakayoko, Clio Ferdinand, Leroy £1.38 A Lita, Micra Richards, Diego 4byForlan, Linvoy Prius, Polo Toure, Don Clutchinson, Limousine Zidane, Nemanya Civic, Parrallel Park Ji Sung & Peter OdemwingieMirror. #TuesdayTeamNews @mrdanwalker

Paddy Power up to their same old tricks of pushing the boundaries of what is 'acceptable' to the Daily Mail reading, middle-class conservatives.  For their presumed target - young(ish) males - they continually hit memorable nails square on their heads.  And that's what matters innit. From  http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/  an invaluable site for Fantasy Football obsessives.

Cricket Football Team Team name: FC Twente Twente Manager: Marco Van Batsman Full squad: Legspin Van Der Sar Snicko Krancjar Pavilion Nedved Jamie O'Lara Dwight Yorker Gully Muntari 3rd Hamann Bowler Ameobi Wasim Spackman Leg Before Ricketts Youri Hawkeyeff (c) Middle'n'Legwinski HowZlatan Imbrahimovic Hat tip: BBC's @mrdanwalker

Definitely.

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