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#CarXI Team Name: Jump Leeds. Reserves: City City Bang Bang. Stadium: Valet Parade. Training ground: VW Stadium. Management team: CitRon Atkinson, Alloy McCoist & Merc Hughes. Assistant: Ford Grip. Full squad: Edwin Van Der Saab, Petr Cech The Tyre Pressure, Kompany Car, Rolls Boyce, Mirror Signal Malouda, Andbrake Kanchelskis, People Carragher, Audi Akinbiyi, Patrick Sierra, N'Glove Compartment, Benni McCarthief, The Stig Inge Bjornebye, Hatch Bakayoko, Clio Ferdinand, Leroy £1.38 A Lita, Micra Richards, Diego 4byForlan, Linvoy Prius, Polo Toure, Don Clutchinson, Limousine Zidane, Nemanya Civic, Parrallel Park Ji Sung & Peter OdemwingieMirror. #TuesdayTeamNews @mrdanwalker

Cricket Football Team Team name: FC Twente Twente Manager: Marco Van Batsman Full squad: Legspin Van Der Sar Snicko Krancjar Pavilion Nedved Jamie O'Lara Dwight Yorker Gully Muntari 3rd Hamann Bowler Ameobi Wasim Spackman Leg Before Ricketts Youri Hawkeyeff (c) Middle'n'Legwinski HowZlatan Imbrahimovic Hat tip: BBC's @mrdanwalker